Akismet Tips and Tricks

Akismet Tips and Tricks

I made a simple script that would let me experiment and check if the comments were spam instantly (without WP). Here are some akismet tips for you:

Names
- They never get banned! You can use the same name on millions of submissions and it won’t get banned.

Emails
- Also like names will never get banned.

Websites
- Get banned quite fast.
- When a site gets banned the whole domain get’s banned (so you can’t use subdomains for example)
- And something that I bet 99% of you did not know before: Anything other than just a domain link will show your comment as spam!
Will show your comment as SPAM. It’s the same for any other website. It’s something more on this but I do not want to share that, for now.

Comments
- Spamming same comments will get your comments banned in 35 – 50 submissions
- You can use comments that are super long and if they get banned you can just change a single char in that comment and it will not be banned.

So basically you can spam posts that are super long and only change a certain character. Like:

Super long comment {.|,|!| .| . |. |..|_|*|?} etc…

A single char changes everything! So what I did is I wrote a longer comment and just use spins on dots and other chars I used in the comment. Works great! You can still use some spins on words here and there but you don’t need to spin most of the comment. The above example could be used on about 350 – 500 submissions, and with making a long comment and spinning chars, maybe adding smilies, adding some words, if you want you would get a comment that you will never need to change again.

When one of the 2 things I wrote above is marked as spam your comment will of course show as spam.

I’m still making some research and am learning new exploits daily and already have one which I’m testing that’s why I will keep this thread updated with new things I find out.

Craigslist Tips And Tricks

Craigslist Tips And Tricks

Now, being that I am a SF Nazi Liberal I think everything should be open and free. Although, my liberal mindset means that everything should be open and free as long as it does not affect me.

In war, there is something called intelligence. This is gathered to combat the enemy and offset any of their next moves. The purpose, well to win the war of course. Over the last few months you little a holes have provided enough data to set forth a host of new changes that are going to leave you sitting at your computers with autoresponders set up with nothing to respond to and a hefty bill to CLAD that is about the same amount as my Volvo insurance.

So, here is a method you might like to try. I expect some reps too. I call it the Stupid Spammer Method. Here goes.

1. Go to google and type in “OMG Is Clad down? Someone please save me” Without the quotes of course. You will find a million posts in the search results from AdSense tricks referencing things like “If craigslist uses geo targeting i do not know what I will do” and “how much for a pva, will those be geo targeted too”. Using your Mac computer, oh, haha, sorry, Only we are using macs. ok, open up your old PC and that browser thing they got in there and go to file->print.

2. Put on your best craigshat. Go to your programming team and say “Hey, I think I have a few ideas on how to prevent spamming”. and then hand them the tutorials provided by the OPEN FORUMS.

3. Wait 2 weeks

4. BLAMMMM!! All done. Now spammers sit at their computers broke again.

There is a saying they used in WW2 “Lose lips sink ships”. So while your ship sinks just keep talking.

Get Your Site Indexed fast In Google and get PR5 Backlink
This is a pretty easy way to get your site indexed in Google fast and get a high PR link at the same time.

Step 1:
Go To :

bloggerschoiceawards.com
And register an account.

Step 2:
Once your account is ready click on nominate and submit your site to the proper category.

Step 3
When you are done you will notice that your site will appear on the front page of bloggerschoiceawards.com under “Most Recent Nominations”. Now when you have your link on the front page the only thing left to do is ping the site and you are done. The main page also has a PR of 5 so a link from there will definitely give you some decent juice.

A Few Extra Tips:

Most of the categories also have decent PR usually 4+ and appearing in the first 10 results can be really easy since most of your competition will have less than 10 – 15 votes. If you don’t know how to get fake votes just head to BlogCatalog.com you will find quite a few groups there which exchange BloggerChoiceAwards votes.